February 14th, 2011
If you still haven’t picked up a romantic gift for your sweetie, here’s a list of things you should avoid. Remember, it’s not too late to return it if you did!
What NOT to Give Her for Valentine’s Day
1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.
2. Any food item with the words “diet,” “light,” or “high fiber” on the label.
3. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone or Jim Carrey.
4. Flowers from a hospital’s gift shop–or worse, a mortuary’s.
5. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.
6. A gift certificate.
7. Cash.
8. Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn’t.
9. An apologetic look and the words “That was today?”
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Of course, if you’re really stuck (and quickly running out of time), why not sit down at your computer and print off a little gift certificate of your own? Here’s an idea: make it a coupon for one romantic weekend at home, and then you can rent a projector from Projector123.com. She’s sure to love you for it (especially if you let her pick some of the movies you’ll watch together!)
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